You know you have been in Ukraine for too long when…

Feeling like a Ukrainian? Have you been in Ukraine for too long? Have you assimilated, forgotten your native personality and started to behave like a Ukrainian? Here's a check-list to help you find out. You know you've been in Ukraine too long when: You put ukrop (dill) on everything. I mean EVERYTHING. Your not scared of the street dogs. You know how to shout at taxi-drivers to get a better price. You have two SIM cards. Cyrillic doesn't confuse you. You understand that if you put your girlfriends handbag on the table or (god forbid) the floor – she will probably leave you. You >>>