Короткий українсько-англійський словник ділової переписки

Short Ukrainian-English dictionary of business correspondence О Боже, це знову Ви... Thank you very much for your email. Якщо до завтра не надасте документи, нарікайте на себе. Тут вам не дитячий садок. We will do your best to proceed with your request however for the best result the documents should reach us not later than tomorrow. Ви читати вмієте? You can find this information below. Невже так складно підписати документ там, де потрібно? Please >>>

Yes I’m from Ukraine and no …

YES I'm from Ukraine. NO it's not the part of Russia. YES I'm from Ukraine. NO I don't eat salo and drink vodka every day. YES I'm from Ukraine. NO we have another more famous Shevchenko. YES I'm from Ukraine. NO it's not in Asia. YES I'm from Ukraine. NO not all my software is stolen. YES I'm from Ukraine. NO my bones are not full of radiation. YES I'm from Ukraine. NO I'm neither cheap nor a prostitute. YES I'm from Ukraine. NO we don't have snow the whole year. YES I'm from Ukraine. NO Russian is not my language. Via: http://forko.livejournal.com/47671.html http://ihorswldx.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/how-ukrainians-differ-from-russians.html https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4577859734045   >>>

You know you have been in Ukraine for too long when…

Feeling like a Ukrainian? Have you been in Ukraine for too long? Have you assimilated, forgotten your native personality and started to behave like a Ukrainian? Here's a check-list to help you find out. You know you've been in Ukraine too long when: You put ukrop (dill) on everything. I mean EVERYTHING. Your not scared of the street dogs. You know how to shout at taxi-drivers to get a better price. You have two SIM cards. Cyrillic doesn't confuse you. You understand that if you put your girlfriends handbag on the table or (god forbid) the floor – she will probably leave you. You >>>